Posted 39 minutes ago

wtfpancakeswtf:

avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

jfc there was some kids across the lake looking at my house so I decided (because my hair was stringy and wet and my shirt was white) to stare out the window all creepy like and all of a sudden a fuCKING IMPALA DRIVES DOWN THE ROAD BEHIND THEM I THINK I STARTED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF A SUPERNATURAL EPISODE

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nettlestonenell:

Sometimes I envy the highly-motivated, possibly mad HP fandom and its eager number-crunchers, because it’s all these years later and I still don’t have any idea how long a trip to the Holy Land might take, or how long Marian was on this earth believing Robin was dead.

Posted 3 hours ago

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

Posted 3 hours ago

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

*avoids fridge until I hear someone cussing about everything falling out*
Posted 3 hours ago
If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.

Unknown (via thexpotent)

This hit me harder than I expected.

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(Source: foreverthecuriousone)

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Posted 11 hours ago

haveyoubeentobahia:

fire-blast-pegasus:

pyxis-nautica:

stonecoldstunning:

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCES 

#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.

The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII

(Source: skankplissken)

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

prettiestcaptain:

I’m having way too much fun with these

Posted 12 hours ago