Posted 1 hour ago

spicyassassin:

Four girls losing the one they love most (x) (x)

Posted 2 hours ago

peterdarling:

Sacrifice /sakrɪfʌɪs/ verb
An act of giving up something valued for the sake of something else regarded as more important or worthy

Posted 7 hours ago
tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 7 hours ago

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

Posted 7 hours ago

Sherlock Holmes Stories + Text posts

(Source: avtomatos)

Posted 7 hours ago

sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

(Source: beanmug)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

Posted 7 hours ago

newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 9 hours ago

idopaint-themgreen:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

lgbtqblogs:

Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.

Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.

As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.

The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.

‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.

But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.
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‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.

Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.

- See more at: http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/russian-gay-couple-marries-most-fierce-way-possible-through-loophole210814#sthash.kpKalSrr.dpuf

holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses

they are my heroes

YOU GO GIRLS

"Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"

that is amazing

Posted 9 hours ago