Posted 5 hours ago

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

(Source: scarfetsu)

Posted 5 hours ago

mrshudsoniamnotgay:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

the pizza guy spelled domino’s wrong

Posted 5 hours ago

wearethecyclones:

The best part of this scene is the visual gag that implies that Jackson is the dick. :) 

(Source: teen-wolf)

Posted 5 hours ago

hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

(Source: ezrabot)

Posted 5 hours ago

plaidandredlipstick:

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

Posted 5 hours ago
the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

Posted 5 hours ago

smitethepatriarchy:

queerjourno:

murdercityboulevard:

catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

oh lord this needs to actually be a thing

Please.

Posted 5 hours ago

diyhoard:

truebluemeandyou:

DIY 5 Gifts in a Jar Tutorias and Templates from The Gunny Sack here. I really like the “cleans up well” for men and check out my "manly gift" ideas here. I also posted another really popular DIY from the Gunny Sack - lots of gift in a jar suggestions here like:

  • Energy in a Jar
  • Refreshment in a Jar Tide Me Over Jar
  • First Aid Jar
  • S’Mores in a Jar
  • Relaxation Jar
  • Sewing in a Jar
  • Spa in a Jar 
Posted 16 hours ago

howtotrainyourteenwolf:

hiccupsapprentice:

tlrledbetter:

cinema is dead and we killed it

WTF is wrong with the moviegoing public? Geez.

but seriously. you cannot tell me this is just little boys who drag their dad to the theatres. everyone went to see a fucking plotless movie about robot dinosaurs that probably ended with optimus prime dying and coming back to life again, but not a incredible movie about vikings and dragons who strive for peace and have to learn life lessons and deal with real life repercussions??

Posted 16 hours ago

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

Posted 16 hours ago

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

karadin:

Marvel Heroes with Fans (add more if you find em)

All of these are adorable. :’)